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• Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
  -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
  Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery....
• Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?
  Customer: I need some jerky. Apu: Would you like some vodka with that?...
• Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
  [the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: Now Marge, if the unthinkable should happen, you're going to be lonely.
  Marge: Oh Homer, I could never remarry. Homer: Darn right....
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• This is fascinating, Mom. Did you know they're going to stop Dad's heart for six whole minutes?
  -- Lisa describes Homer's operation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Remember your Hippopotamus oath! -- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypa
• Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this! -- Dr.
  Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...