Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are
responsible for his wretched health?
Customer: I need some jerky.
Apu: Would you like some vodka with that?
Customer: Oh, what the hell, sure.
-- Short-lived guilt, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
responsible for his wretched health?
Customer: I need some jerky.
Apu: Would you like some vodka with that?
Customer: Oh, what the hell, sure.
-- Short-lived guilt, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- Sanjay: I wish you'd come to my party, Apu. You could use some
merriment
Apu: Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough... - Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation
Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's... - Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha!
Homer: [gags]
Krusty
What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance... - Homer: Oh, I need money.
Apu: Well, if you need money
you should have at least jammed a gun in my... - Apu... Pro: Discounted snack treats. Con: Dangerous profession
Homer weighs the pros and cons of potential suitors... - Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's... - Homer: I got a bad heart.
Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart
I would. Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of... - Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir
Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted... - Apu: Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with fly
And a whole check list. Woods: Hey, you're Apu...
