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• Sanjay: I wish you'd come to my party, Apu. You could use some merriment.
  Apu: Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough for me....
• Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
  -- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha! Homer: [gags] Krusty
  What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!...
• Homer: Oh, I need money. Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted sign.
  Homer: You're looking for help? Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight to 8am shift....
• Apu... Pro: Discounted snack treats. Con: Dangerous profession.
• Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
  What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
  -- Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Apu: Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with fly!
  And a whole check list. Woods: Hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, aren't you?...