I Just Hope People Don't Think I'm Marrying You For Your Money.
I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities.
-- Sideshow Bob to Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
.. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Hey, relax. I told you, I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.
-- Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl.
And I wouldn't keep falling down, either. Ba...
Marge: Now, about your wedding dress. Mmm, I'm not sure how to put this.
.. Selma: White! Marge: [writing] White. -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...