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• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Hey, relax. I told you, I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.
  -- Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
  Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
• Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
  Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl.
  And I wouldn't keep falling down, either. Ba...
• Marge: Now, about your wedding dress. Mmm, I'm not sure how to put this.
  .. Selma: White! Marge: [writing] White. -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...