Sideshow Bob: Selma, I Don't Know What To Say... Selma
Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say...
Selma: Just tell me you like McGyver.
Sideshow Bob: Very well, I... I... [breaks down]
I can't do it! Even that car chase seemed tacked-on!
-- A critical eye, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
.. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
Selma: That McGyver's a genius. Sideshow Bob: First of all, he's not a genius.
He's an actor. And second, he's not <much> of an actor....
Hey, relax. I told you, I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.
-- Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl.
And I wouldn't keep falling down, either. Ba...