Selma: That McGyver's A Genius. Sideshow Bob: First Of All, He's Not A Genius.

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Selma: That McGyver's a genius.
Sideshow Bob: First of all, he's not a genius. He's an actor.
And second, he's not <much> of an actor.
Selma: [refusing to believe] You're lying! You're lying!
Sideshow Bob: No, Selma. <This> is lying.
[puts on an absurd smile]
That was a well-plotted piece of nonclaptrap that never
made me want to retch.
-- Telling it like it is, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"