Lisa: [bitterly] <I> Could've Been The Flower Girl.

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Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl. And I wouldn't keep
falling down, either.
Bart: Hey, they chose Maggie, okay?
Lisa: Yeah, well, if you want to go for cutesiness instead of
competence, fine.
-- Selma's wedding, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"

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