Hey, Relax. I Told You, I Got Money. I Bought Stock In A Mace Company Just Before Society Crumbled.
Hey, relax. I told you, I got money.
I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.
-- Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
.. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl.
And I wouldn't keep falling down, either. Ba...
Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
You know why? Selma: No. Sideshow Bob: Go on....
Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
Homer: I am not! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...