Homer: You Can't Go Wrong With Cocktail Weenies! They Taste As Good As They Look, And They Come With This Delicious Red Sauce.

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Homer: You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as
they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It
looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But brother, it
ain't ketchup!
Sideshow Bob: Well, Selma, he makes a good case.
-- Catering the wedding, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"