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  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
  That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
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• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
  Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
• Taxi Driver You talkin' to me? --Robert DeNiro
• Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
  You know why? Selma: No. Sideshow Bob: Go on....
• Selma: That McGyver's a genius. Sideshow Bob: First of all, he's not a genius.
  He's an actor. And second, he's not <much> of an actor....