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• You talkin' to me? Are YOU....talkin' to me?
• Spock: "Sir, you are a superb starship captain. But as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired.
  -- "A Piece Of the action", Stardate unknow...
• Did you hear about the woman who got out of a taxi, and charged the driver five bucks.
• You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in use for only seven years.
  One of its windshield wipers is broken, and the carburetor needs adjusting....
• Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
• The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
  -- Carson's Definitio...
• Johnny Carson's Definition: The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
• Selma: Driver, here's a fin. Get me home and don't spare the whip!
  Barney: [the carriage driver] Whatever you say, Mum!...
• I'll let you be in my dream. If I can be in yours. -- Bob Dylan, Talkin' World War Three Blue