Marge: Now, About Your Wedding Dress. Mmm, I'm Not Sure How To Put This.
Marge: Now, about your wedding dress. Mmm, I'm not sure how to put
Marge: [writing] White.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up. Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my only outlet is my ham radio....
Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean....
Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
You know why? Selma: No. Sideshow Bob: Go on....
Marge: [wielding a camcorder at Selma's wedding reception] Ooh, there's Krusty the Clown.
Krusty, Krusty, say something funny! Krusty...
Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
.. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge! Marge: Homer? Home
Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband....
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...