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• To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
• Ah, fire! Scourge of Prometheus! Toaster of marshmallows!
  [evilly] Eradicator of deadwood......
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
  Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
  Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: [menacingly] Bart, if I wanted to kill you, I'd have choked you like a chicken the moment I walked in that door.
  Family: Gasp! Sideshow Bob: [cheerily] But then, what kind of guest would I have been?...