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• Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
  Homer: I am not! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
  -- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Ah, fire! Scourge of Prometheus! Toaster of marshmallows!
  [evilly] Eradicator of deadwood......
• My best-laid plans have gang agley!
  -- Sideshow Bob, poetic to the end, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Homer: You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce.
  It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup....
• We now return to the 27th Annual Krusty the Clown Telethon for Motion Sickness.
  -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• When Sideshow Bob is in jail, his prisoner number i
  24601. This is also Jean Valjean's number in Les Miserables Episode...
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...