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• This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the Channel 6 News Copter.
  A large, bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hill in search of food or perhaps employment....
• The circumference of the well is 34 inches, so, unfortunately, not one member of our city's police force is slender enough to rescue the boy.
  -- Kent Brockman's report, "Radio Ba...
• ... leaving the Vice President in charge. -- Kent Brockman's news report, "Marge Gets a Job
• Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
  Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...
• Good evening again, Springfield. Krusty the Klown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common (alleged) criminal.
  -- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
  Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
• Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
  Lisa: [gasps] Oh, no! Homer: It'll be okay, honey....
• Brockman: A clean-up effort is already underway, and as always, the first to pitch in are those unsung heroes, Hollywood movie stars.
  [cut to Baby Seal Beach, where Rainier Wolfcastle is cleaning off a baby seal] Rainie...
• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....