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• Channel 6's own Krusty the Klown has gathered members of the entertainment community, who normally steer clear of fashionable causes.
  .. -- Kent Brockman's news report, "Radio Ba...
• Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could be anywhere.
  It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right now....
• Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
  -- Chief Wiggum arrests a bear and Barney, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
• Apu: Huh? Homer: Don't be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.
  Apu: Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir....
• Bear with me until my starting transient has settled down into doing things properly from the notes.
• Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
  We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place....
• Maude: Oh, Marge... it was horrible! We were trapped in the house all afternoon.
  .. and, well... we had to drink _toilet_ water! [sobs] Marge...
• Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
  Lisa: [gasps] Oh, no! Homer: It'll be okay, honey....