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• Channel 6's own Krusty the Klown has gathered members of the entertainment community, who normally steer clear of fashionable causes.
  .. -- Kent Brockman's news report, "Radio Ba...
• Good evening. Did you know that 34 million American adults are obese?
  Putting together that excess blubber would fill the Grand Canyon two fifths of the way up....
• Although we can't reach the boy, we freeze him with liquid nitrogen, so that future generations can rescue him.
  -- Dr. John Fink's plan to rescue poor Timmy O'Toole, "Radio Ba...
• Ham: Won't you join us, Bart? Bart: [looks around] Uh.
  ..I guess so. Database: As the first student at Springfield Elementary to discover a comet, we're very proud to make you a member of our very select group....
• Bart: A rescue plane! Get the flare gun! [Flanders does so, but Homer grabs it] Home
  This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders!...
• Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us with some.
  ..[checks watch] six hours to live. So, let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky!...
• Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
  We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place....
• Kent Brockman acts like Mike Wallace, "Bart Gets Famou
• Kent: The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
  Homer: It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!...