Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper. Who are you?
Where are you going?
Kent: Oh, do your research, Shutton! Uh, Kent Brockman, Channel Six
News. How does it feel to be accused of the attempted murder
of your boss and mentor?
Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out
she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh. I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: [watching] Hey! That's _my_ Madonna gag. That guy stole my
gag!
Mel: And _you_ stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My
Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?
-- Attributing the source,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Where are you going?
Kent: Oh, do your research, Shutton! Uh, Kent Brockman, Channel Six
News. How does it feel to be accused of the attempted murder
of your boss and mentor?
Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out
she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh. I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: [watching] Hey! That's _my_ Madonna gag. That guy stole my
gag!
Mel: And _you_ stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My
Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?
-- Attributing the source,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Kent: But first, we all stink!
Man: "We all"...hey!
Kent: That's according to a national survey ranking... - Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme... - Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that
Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithers... - Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield,
but until now none of them was important. ... - Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty
vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent,
while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking... - Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything?
Lisa: Not yet,
sir. Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for... - Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything?
Lisa: Not yet,
sir. Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for... - Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News."
[several explosions are shown]
Bart:
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears...
