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• Brockman: A clean-up effort is already underway, and as always, the first to pitch in are those unsung heroes, Hollywood movie stars.
  [cut to Baby Seal Beach, where Rainier Wolfcastle is cleaning off a baby seal] Rainie...
• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
• This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater, where police have learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson and hostage Larry Burns are inside, talking loudly.
  -- "Burns, Baby Bu...
• Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
  We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place....
• If olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
• Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
  Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...
• Channel 6's own Krusty the Klown has gathered members of the entertainment community, who normally steer clear of fashionable causes.
  .. -- Kent Brockman's news report, "Radio Ba...
• Where does Baby oil come from. (And is it boiled out, or pressed?)
• Lisa: Oh, there's something unsatisfying about scrubbing these rocks and I think I know what it is.
  [a wave washes a new coat of oil on the once-clean rocks] Marge...