Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show. Look at the
credits! [presses "play"]
Krusty: Bye bye, kids! [laughs]
[credits roll]
Kent: I'm Kent Brockman. On the eleven o'clock news tonight, a
certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal. We
won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather
with Funny Sonny Storm.
Bart: [presses "pause"] There's my name, right there: Bart Simpson.
Milhouse: Looks more like Brad Stortch.
Martin: No! It says Betty -- Betty Symington.
Nelson: [punches Bart in the gut] That's for taking credit for other
people's work.
-- Punishment for usurping, "Bart Gets Famous"
credits! [presses "play"]
Krusty: Bye bye, kids! [laughs]
[credits roll]
Kent: I'm Kent Brockman. On the eleven o'clock news tonight, a
certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal. We
won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather
with Funny Sonny Storm.
Bart: [presses "pause"] There's my name, right there: Bart Simpson.
Milhouse: Looks more like Brad Stortch.
Martin: No! It says Betty -- Betty Symington.
Nelson: [punches Bart in the gut] That's for taking credit for other
people's work.
-- Punishment for usurping, "Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
- Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new sui
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy.... - Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
Ba
You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line.... - Bart: What happened?
Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that.
You're just finished, that's all. Bart: Finished?... - Kent Brockman acts like Mike Wallace, "Bart Gets Famou
- Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola -- [all the kids recite in unison] Ralph... - Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I wish I was dead....

