... Leaving The Vice President In Charge. -- Kent Brockman's News Report, "Marge Gets A Job

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• Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
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• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
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• Grampa: Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches!
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• Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
  We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place....
• Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/18/92, (reported on KRXX News)...