Homer: That Timmy Is A Real Hero! Lisa: How Do You Mean, Dad?

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Homer: That Timmy is a real hero!
Lisa: How do you mean, Dad?
Homer: Well, he fell down a well, and... he can't get out.
Lisa: How does that make him a hero?
Homer: Well, that's more than you did!
-- "Radio Bart"