Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible
thing.
Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him]
Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!
Lisa: Wow!
Homer: The man at the stand said it was a record.
Lisa: Wow! What else did you do, Dad?
Homer: I rode the teacups, then I got a little sick and I had to sit
down. But then, I rode them again...
-- All's well, "Lisa's Wedding"
thing.
Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him]
Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!
Lisa: Wow!
Homer: The man at the stand said it was a record.
Lisa: Wow! What else did you do, Dad?
Homer: I rode the teacups, then I got a little sick and I had to sit
down. But then, I rode them again...
-- All's well, "Lisa's Wedding"
Related:
- Homer: Ooh la la!
Lisa: Hi, Dad.
Homer: You look great,
sweetheart. Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa.
Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us... - Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him]
Homer:
Thanks for knowing I mean well. -- "Moaning... - Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going... - Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those
cufflinks to Hugh?
Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on... - Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
Homer: Well,
thank you, honey. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs...
From the same category:
- Bart+Lisa: Good-bye, Shary Bobbins!
Marge: Thanks for everything!
Barney: So long, Superman! -- Um, almost, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala... - Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-
Homer's advice to Lisa on how to dissuade a suitor... - Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to
our local merchants.
[people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it... - Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little
differences.
Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can... - Ooh. [spots hairs in his brush] Lost a few.
Well,
there are plenty more where that came from. -- Teenage...
