Stampy Trumpets] Homer: What's He Yelling About? Lisa

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[Stampy trumpets]
Homer: What's he yelling about?
Lisa: He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow.
It has to last for --
[Stampy grabs it all at once]
You ate it too fast.
Homer: Maybe if we tied it down so it couldn't move it wouldn't get so
Lisa: You can't do that, Dad, it's cruel!
Homer: Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up
in the back yard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel.
Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. Well, excuse
me if I'm cruel!
[Stampy stuffs Homer in his mouth; Homer struggles out]
Now I've had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.
-- Three for impressive three, "Bart Gets an Elephant"