Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.
Homer: You know what the song says: "It's hip to be square".
Lisa: That song is so lame.
Homer: So lame that it's... cool?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Am I cool, kids?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring,
right?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Well, how the hell do you cool? I feel like we've tried
everything here.
Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't <need> to
be told you're cool.
Bart: Well, sure you do.
Lisa: How else would you know?
-- "Homerpalooza"
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.
Homer: You know what the song says: "It's hip to be square".
Lisa: That song is so lame.
Homer: So lame that it's... cool?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Am I cool, kids?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring,
right?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Well, how the hell do you
everything here.
Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't <need> to
be told you're cool.
Bart: Well, sure you do.
Lisa: How else would you know?
-- "Homerpalooza"
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