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• Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the house?
  Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs] Home...
• Homer: That Timmy is a real hero! Lisa: How do you mean, Dad?
  Homer: Well, he fell down a well, and... he can't get out....
• Lisa: Wait Dad, I've got something for you. [kisses him] Home
  Oh, I was hoping it'd be money. -- How to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad. Lisa
  If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you....
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible thing.
  Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!...
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...