Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?
Homer: I don't know.
-- Good things come to those who wait, "I Married Marge"
Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?
Homer: I don't know.
-- Good things come to those who wait, "I Married Marge"
Related:
- Boss: Keep this up, and someday <you> will be the guy who hands out
the putters!
Homer: Yes, sir! -- A young Homer works at the Merrie... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Someday, I'll buy you a <real> castle.
Marge:
You don't have to do that. Homer: Phew. Good. -... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The... - Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary,
sir. Try this. Principal Skinner... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.
Burns:
Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson... - Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that
jury room.
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I... - Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger...
From the same category:
- Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame
all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent... - Horst: You will be given a six-week treatment at our drying-out facility
in Hawaii,
after which you will return at full pay. Len: Oh... - Washington: Looks like I'm going to have to find another little girl
to be President.
What's your friend Janey's number? Lisa: No,... - Man: Homer, this is Floyd. He's an idiot savant.
Give him any two numbers, and he can multiply... - Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
-- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart,
"Lisa's...
