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• Boss: Keep this up, and someday <you> will be the guy who hands out the putters!
  Homer: Yes, sir! -- A young Homer works at the Merrie Olde Fun Centre, "I Married Marge...
• Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
  Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?...
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant? Marge: Well, I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix I had with the other kids.
  Homer: Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and profuse sweating I always did....
• Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday. Homer: Gasp!
  My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would you?...
• Homer: Hey, why don't I apply at the nuclear power plant?
  I hear they pay pretty well. Marge: I don't know....
• Marge: I can't imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.
  Homer: But it gives me time to think. Marge: Oh. What do you think about?...
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
• Smithers: Next. There's a problem with the reactor -- what do you do?
  Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!! I Married Marge...