Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split.
Marge: Uh huh?
Homer: The hardest shot in bowling. It was all up to me --
Marge: Oh!
Homer: -- so I got up all my courage. Right away, my lips started to
move, and I came up with the chant that won the match!
Marge: Who knocked down the pins?
Homer: [annoyed] I don't know. You know, some guy, er...Otto, I guess.
Marge: Good for him!
Homer: Yes, but -- Marge, you're not -- you're missing the point! The
individual doesn't matter. It was a team effort, and I was the
one who came up with the whole team idea...me!
Marge: I can't believe Otto picked up a 7-10 split -- he's phenomenal!
Homer: But --
Marge: Wow!
-- Marge, conoisseur of true bowling acumen,
"Team Homer"
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split.
Marge: Uh huh?
Homer: The hardest shot in bowling. It was all up to me --
Marge: Oh!
Homer: -- so I got up all my courage. Right away, my lips started to
move, and I came up with the chant that won the match!
Marge: Who knocked down the pins?
Homer: [annoyed] I don't know. You know, some guy, er...Otto, I guess.
Marge: Good for him!
Homer: Yes, but -- Marge, you're not -- you're missing the point! The
individual doesn't matter. It was a team effort, and I was the
one who came up with the whole team idea...me!
Marge: I can't believe Otto picked up a 7-10 split -- he's phenomenal!
Homer: But --
Marge: Wow!
-- Marge, conoisseur of true bowling acumen,
"Team Homer"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote... - Homer: Marge! You waited for me.
Marge: Er --
Homer
OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Homer... - Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that
jury room
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Marge: Are you all right, Homer?
Homer: I'm fine
I'm just thinking. Marge: I've been thinking, too... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh? Marge: Homer... - Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
