Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice.
Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who
abandoned you for 25 years. You could get hurt again.
Homer: First, it wasn't 25 years -- it was 27 years. And second, she
had a very good reason.
Marge: Which was...?
Homer: [pause] I dunno. I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother
would want me.
Marge: Oh, Homey, come on. You're a sweet, kind, loving man. I'm sure
you were a wonderful son!
Homer: [unhappy] Then why did she leave me?
Marge: Let's find out.
-- Yes, let's, "Mother Simpson"