Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice.
Homer: But...?
Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who
abandoned you for 25 years. You could get hurt again.
Homer: First, it wasn't 25 years -- it was 27 years. And second, she
had a very good reason.
Marge: Which was...?
Homer: [pause] I dunno. I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother
would want me.
Marge: Oh, Homey, come on. You're a sweet, kind, loving man. I'm sure
you were a wonderful son!
Homer: [unhappy] Then why did she leave me?
Marge: Let's find out.
-- Yes, let's, "Mother Simpson"
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice.
Homer: But...?
Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who
abandoned you for 25 years. You could get hurt again.
Homer: First, it wasn't 25 years -- it was 27 years. And second, she
had a very good reason.
Marge: Which was...?
Homer: [pause] I dunno. I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother
would want me.
Marge: Oh, Homey, come on. You're a sweet, kind, loving man. I'm sure
you were a wonderful son!
Homer: [unhappy] Then why did she leave me?
Marge: Let's find out.
-- Yes, let's, "Mother Simpson"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time.... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a
scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us.... - Troy: [voiceover] Earlier this year, Homer's long-lost mother
returned.
And so did a long-lost care package. [shot of Homer eating food from old care packages] Home... - Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest
gift a man could have.
As the years went by, your mother and I were blessed twice more.... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there.... - Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
