Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Yes, well, I'm older than you.
Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when
we first met.
Homer: No, sir, I am not.
-- The right answer, "Mountain of Madness"
Burns: Yes, well, I'm older than you.
Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when
we first met.
Homer: No, sir, I am not.
-- The right answer, "Mountain of Madness"
Related:
- Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know.
Way richer than Lenny. Burns: Oh yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more.... - Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne... - Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small
shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?
Homer: Uhh, not as such. Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating.... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?... - Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap --
Burns: What?
Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old -- Bu... - Burns: Simpson, I have a confession. I'm not quite the tunnel-digger I
made myself out to be.
Homer: You can supervise me. Burns: All right, good!... - Burns: I'm sure we can come to an understanding.
Home
Yes, sir. [thinking] Reject the first offer.... - Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo. Mountain Madne... - Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win
a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....
