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• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know.
  Way richer than Lenny. Burns: Oh yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more....
• Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
  You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?
  Homer: Uhh, not as such. Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap -- Burns: What?
  Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old -- Bu...
• Burns: Simpson, I have a confession. I'm not quite the tunnel-digger I made myself out to be.
  Homer: You can supervise me. Burns: All right, good!...
• Burns: I'm sure we can come to an understanding. Home
  Yes, sir. [thinking] Reject the first offer....
• Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
  Homer: You said it, you weirdo. Mountain Madne...
• Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
  Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....