Boss: Keep this up, and someday <you> will be the guy who hands out the putters!

Boss: Keep this up, and someday <you> will be the guy who hands out
the putters!
Homer: Yes, sir!
-- A young Homer works at the Merrie Olde Fun Centre,
"I Married Marge"

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