Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room

Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that
jury room. But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I
prevailed. And that's why we had chinese food for lunch.
Marge: Good for you, Homey! You know, a lot of things happened around
here while you were gone.
Homer: Right, Marge, I wanna hear all about it. [puts on "open eye"
glasses] Heh heh --
Marge: Gimme those!
Homer: Aw...[snap]
Marge: And those...
Homer: Aw...[snap]
Marge: And those...
Homer: Aw...
-- A new third pair?, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"

Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
Homer: Hugh, there's something I want you to have. My Dad gave me his cufflinks on the day I married Marge and they brought us good luck
I couldn't imagine a happier marriage. We don't have...
Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club. Marge: Oh
Homey. You know, you are a member of a very exclusive...
Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh? Marge: Homer...
Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Homer...
Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer...
Homer: [on phone] Aw, I miss you too, Marge. But the law needs me
I'll be home as soon as I can. [hangs up...
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I...

Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room

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