Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes. There's a
danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put
together.
Lisa: What, Dad?
Homer: I'm talking about <that>! [points at the SNPP]
Marge: You mean your going to pick on your old bosses?
Lisa: Wow!
Bart: Gee, Dad's a hero.
Homer: Whadja say, son?
Bart: Nuthin'.
Homer: That's ok, I'll just assume you said what I though I heard you
say.
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put
together.
Lisa: What, Dad?
Homer: I'm talking about <that>! [points at the SNPP]
Marge: You mean your going to pick on your old bosses?
Lisa: Wow!
Bart: Gee, Dad's a hero.
Homer: Whadja say, son?
Bart: Nuthin'.
Homer: That's ok, I'll just assume you said what I though I heard you
say.
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
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Homer: No.
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