Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes. There's a
danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put
together.
Lisa: What, Dad?
Homer: I'm talking about <that>! [points at the SNPP]
Marge: You mean your going to pick on your old bosses?
Lisa: Wow!
Bart: Gee, Dad's a hero.
Homer: Whadja say, son?
Bart: Nuthin'.
Homer: That's ok, I'll just assume you said what I though I heard you
say.
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put
together.
Lisa: What, Dad?
Homer: I'm talking about <that>! [points at the SNPP]
Marge: You mean your going to pick on your old bosses?
Lisa: Wow!
Bart: Gee, Dad's a hero.
Homer: Whadja say, son?
Bart: Nuthin'.
Homer: That's ok, I'll just assume you said what I though I heard you
say.
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us... - Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just
[gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time
right now
and I don't know what's going to happen. But just... - Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is
and it's me. Marge: You're not a god, Homer. Lisa... - Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny.
[holds a tape recorded with a microphone]
Lisa
Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would... - Homer: [in a dream] What the?!?! [Homer is a video boxing character]
Bart
[his opponent] Put up your dukes, Homer. Homer: Agggh...
