Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problem? First name, Bea.
Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check.
[calls] Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem!
Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney: You sure do! [bar denizens laugh]
Moe: Oh... [to phone] It's you, isn't it!
Bart: [laughs]
Moe: Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head
for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
-- "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problem? First name, Bea.
Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check.
[calls] Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem!
Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney: You sure do! [bar denizens laugh]
Moe: Oh... [to phone] It's you, isn't it!
Bart: [laughs]
Moe: Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head
for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
-- "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
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Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw,
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Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely,
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Bart: Uh,
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Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on,
I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid...
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