Moe: Say, Barn, Uh, Remember When I Said I'd Have To Send Away To NASA To Calculate Your Bar Tab?
Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to
NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe.
Moe: The results came back today.
-- At Moe's Tavern,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Moe: [reading a printout] You owe me seventy billion dollars.
Barney: Huh? Moe: No, wait, wait, wait, that's for the Voyager spacecraft....
Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....
Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on....
Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....
Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....
Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....
Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...