Moe: [answers the phone]
Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a
stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and
I like to kiss my own butt.
Barney: Ho ho, that's a good one.
Moe: Wait a minute... [picks up the receiver]
Bart: [hangs up and laughs]
Ms.K: [holding the phone, forces a laugh]
-- `The Bart Zone' in "Treehouse of Horror II"