Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again!
Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check... [calls] Phone call for Al. Al Coholic.
Is there an Al Coholic here?
[bar denizens laugh]
Wait a minute...
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out
who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
-- "Some Enchanted Evening"