Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Bart: Jock, last name Strap.
Moe: Uh, hold on. [to everyone in the bar] Uh, Jock... Strap...
Hey guys I'm looking for a Jock Strap. [laughs from all]
Oh... wait a minute... Jock Strap...
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of
you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
-- "Moaning Lisa"