Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here?
Hey everybody, I. P. Freely!
[the customers laugh]
Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a
hold of you, your dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in
-- "Homer's Odyssey"