Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [calls] Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has
anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? [snickers from the patrons]
[to phone] Listen, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going
to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with
an ice pick.
-- Another phone prank, "Blood Feud"
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [calls] Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has
anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? [snickers from the patrons]
[to phone] Listen, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going
to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with
an ice pick.
-- Another phone prank, "Blood Feud"
Related:
- Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern.... - Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec.... - Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check.... - Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again!
Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe... - Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on.... - Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check.
[calls] Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss.... - Moe: [answers the phone]
Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.... - Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt
on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing.... - Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping
people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings] [shudders] You handle it....
