Moe: [answering The Phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, Yes, I'm Looking For A Friend Of Mine.

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Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First
name Hugh.
Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check. [calling] Hugh Jass! Somebody check
the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Hugh: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.
Moe: Telephone. [hands over the receiver]
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart: [surprised] Uh, hi.
Hugh: Who's this?
Bart: Bart Simpson.
Hugh: Well, what can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a crank call that
sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. [hangs up] What a nice young
-- Nobody's perfect, "Flaming Moe's"