Related:

• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Voice: [pleasantly] Thirty seconds to core meltdown.
  Burns: Oh, Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good-bye....
• Voice: [cheerfully] Ninety seconds to core meltdown.
  Smithers: Sir, there may be never be another time to say....
• Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.
  Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"? Barney...
• Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of punishment.
  I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down....
• Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
  What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
  Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...