Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!

Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
Bart: That is not funny, Lewis.
Milhouse: Well, I heard Skinner's buried under his parking spot.
Student: Well, I heard he was ground up into hamburger and served to us
at lunch.
Nelson: I heard Bart had Skinner killed by gangsters.
Bart: That's not true! It's just a rumor. You're engaged in
speculation. I know the law, you can't prove anything.
-- He was like that when I got there. "Bart the
Murderer"