Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts.
Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your
choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of
Unhappiness.
Bart: [groaning] Oh...[collapses]
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers, I'd like you to meet our new school
nurse, Lunch Lady Doris.
Chalmers: Yeah, nice to see you. Seymour, why is that student lying
unconscious on the floor?
Skinner: Well in many cases, the floor is the best -- ahem. Oh, look,
here comes Lumpy, the school snake!
[Milhouse, Ralph, and Lewis cry for help from inside it]
Oh, Lord...
-- No promotions today, "'Round Springfield"
Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your
choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of
Unhappiness.
Bart: [groaning] Oh...[collapses]
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers, I'd like you to meet our new school
nurse, Lunch Lady Doris.
Chalmers: Yeah, nice to see you. Seymour, why is that student lying
unconscious on the floor?
Skinner: Well in many cases, the floor is the best -- ahem. Oh, look,
here comes Lumpy, the school snake!
[Milhouse, Ralph, and Lewis cry for help from inside it]
Oh, Lord...
-- No promotions today, "'Round Springfield"
Related:
- Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged... - Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering
hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. ... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your... - Edna: Seymour, the teachers are fed up. You have to start putting
money back into the school.
You've cut back on everything: salaries, supplies... - Chalmers: Seymour!
Skinner: Superintendent; I was just,
uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill... - Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study.
Bart:
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Skinner: My lord, such destruction.
[sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof]
Superintendent Chalmers,
er, how are you going? Chalmers: Why is it when I heard...
