Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.

Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage]
Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Skinner: Mundt, Nelson, you're failing History, Geography, and Math,
but, er, you're doing quite well in Home Ec.
Nelson: Hey, keep it down, man. [uncomfortable] Ha ha.
Skinner: Simpson --
[Bart gulps]
-- Lisa.
Lisa: [walking up] Grades are all I have! What could I be failing?
I'm smart and a teacher's pet.
[gets card, reads it] Gym?! That's the stupidest thing I ever
heard!
[balls up card, throws it towards garbage can, misses]
-- Well, failing basketball, anyway, "Lisa on Ice"

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