Milhouse: Bart, Look! It's Principal Skinner. And I Think He's Gone Crazy -- He's Not Wearing A Suit Or Tie Or Anything!

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Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone
crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about
my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it
on with your leg.
Skinner: Well...maybe it was for the best. Now I...I finally have time
to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel.
Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are
brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call
it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
Apu: Oh, you have _got_ to be kidding sir. First you think of an
idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title
that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this
[later]...was on the bestseller list for eighteen months!
Every magazine cover had...
[later]...most popular movies of all time, sir! What were
you thinking?! [realizing] I mean, thank you, come again.
-- Remembering his role,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"