[Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders
fired, he _insisted_ on helping.
Homer: That is true.
Bart: Here's the plan: once Chalmers comes for his next inspection
and sees how crappy the school has gotten, he'll fire Ned on
the spot.
Skinner: Er, one question remains: how do I get out of the army?
Bart: No problemo. Just make a pass at your commanding officer!
Skinner: Done and done. And I mean done.
Marge: [outside] What's going on in there?
Everyone: Nothing...
-- No, really, "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders
fired, he _insisted_ on helping.
Homer: That is true.
Bart: Here's the plan: once Chalmers comes for his next inspection
and sees how crappy the school has gotten, he'll fire Ned on
the spot.
Skinner: Er, one question remains: how do I get out of the army?
Bart: No problemo. Just make a pass at your commanding officer!
Skinner: Done and done. And I mean done.
Marge: [outside] What's going on in there?
Everyone: Nothing...
-- No, really, "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Related:
- Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!... - Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class --
Edna
Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q & A!... - Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.... - Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is
going to get fired.
Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you fired, didn't I?... - Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try.... - Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure,
I've had to appoint a new principal.
Leopold? [hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear] Leopold... - Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone
crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg.... - Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh,
superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony
excuse.
I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs sheepishly] Willy... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down here....
