Gypsy: [roaming her hands over a picture of Skinner]
I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.
Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal
Skinner.
Gypsy: Chief Wiggum, I am merely a conduit for the spirits.
[gasp] Willie Nelson will astound his fans by swimming
the English Channel.
Wiggum: Really? Willie Nelson?
-- Would she lie to you? "Bart the Murderer"
I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.
Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal
Skinner.
Gypsy: Chief Wiggum, I am merely a conduit for the spirits.
[gasp] Willie Nelson will astound his fans by swimming
the English Channel.
Wiggum: Really? Willie Nelson?
-- Would she lie to you? "Bart the Murderer"
Related:
- Wiggum: Find anything this time, boys?
Cop: Uh, no sign of him,
Chief. Wiggum: Princess Opal? Opal: I see nothing... - Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage] Skinner: No... - slide of Dr. Hibbert]
Mrs. Hibbert: Julius!
[slide or Chief Wiggum]
Mrs.
Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner]... - Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this?
Skinner:
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy... - Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well... - Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner,
Apu, and I would get together and sing, and... - Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee!
Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that... - Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief.
Wiggum:
Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again... - Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill.
Nelson:
[pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt...
