Wiggum: Find Anything This Time, Boys? Cop: Uh, No Sign Of Him, Chief.
Wiggum: Find anything this time, boys?
Cop: Uh, no sign of him, Chief.
Wiggum: Princess Opal?
Opal: I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta
Burke and Major Dad.
Wiggum: But they seem so happy!
-- "Bart the Murderer"
Gypsy: [roaming her hands over a picture of Skinner] I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.
Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner....
Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...
Homer: Well, time to go to work. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside] Wiggum...
Bart: Take him away, boys. Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here!
Bake him away, toys. Lou: What'd you say, chief?...
Wiggum: You! Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big Daddy?...
Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?
Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief! Wiggum: Oh....
I can assure you that we're using the most advanced scientific techniques in the field of.
.. [searching for the word] body-finding. -- Police Chief Wiggum's briefing, "Bart the Murdere...
Chief Wiggum: Ralphie is so incredible, the special schools are all over him.
Episode: when Bart & Ralph become friend...