[slide of Dr. Hibbert]
Mrs. Hibbert: Julius!
[slide or Chief Wiggum]
Mrs. Wiggum: Clancy!
[slide of Skinner]
Chalmers: Skinner?
Agnes: Seymour!
Seymour: Mother...
[slide of Patty]
Selma: [off-screen] Patty?
[slide of Cletus]
Brandine: Cletus!
[slide of Barney, to which nobody reacts]
Moe: ... Oh, uh... [forced] Barney.
[slide of Chief Wiggum]
Mrs. Wiggum: Clancy!
Chief Wiggum: Hey, come on, you did me twice.
[slide of... Smithers?!]
Burns: Smithers?
Smithers: My... my parents _insisted_ I give it a try, sir.
[slide of Quimby, wearing a "Mayor" sash]
Luanne Van Houten: Mayor Quimby!
Quimby: Uh, well, that could be any mayor.
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